that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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