Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
