Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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