Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
foreskin is a definite game changer
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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