In the future we'll all be gay
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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