i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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