Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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