There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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