He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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