he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this boner is exhausting
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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