that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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