My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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