he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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