We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I still have a little drunk in my system
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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