If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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