I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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