Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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