Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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