I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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