Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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