I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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