Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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