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Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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