her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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