Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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