I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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