Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Randomize