yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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