White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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