The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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