in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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