so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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