we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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