lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
