apparently the secret to your success is patron
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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