i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
