It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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