the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH