I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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