This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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