white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I am morally bankrupt
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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