For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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