Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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