so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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