help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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