Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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