How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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