Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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