Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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