saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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