Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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