So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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