I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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