My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I need a beard to bite.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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