yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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